parking outside of my house is the worst.

the landlord next door has threatened to tow my (and kylie’s) car multiple times, though we remain parked on our side of the driveway ALL THE TIME. his tenants always take up our parking spots, yet he continually harasses us on a daily basis stating that the driveway is a “fire lane” and that his motorhomes won’t be able to get through.

look guy, stop keeping 5 MOTORHOMES parked behind our house all the time, and you wouldn’t have this problem. seriously though, Lurking Larry the Landlord has 5 motorhomes parked behind our house. just to clarify, his garage is back there, which is why he uses our driveway in the first place — to access his garage/motorhomes/back door to his building.

earlier this week, Larry was outside shoveling the sidewalk as kylie was walking to her car. he then continued to rant about how our landlord, Justin, never shovels, people will slip, etc. he then proceeds to tell kylie that he’ll “fucking slit [justin’s] throat” if he doesn’t start cooperating. let me be the first to say that our landlord rules.

anyways, tonight i parked like an asshole outside of my house because i knew every other 2-wheel drived piece of shit car would be getting stuck in the snow.

i don’t care if i’m sticking into the road a little bit, at least you won’t hear my wheels spinning trying to get out after it snows 3 inches tonight.

sucks to suck, bitches.

i hope larry has something to say tomorrow, just so i can call the police again and finally file a harassment complaint.

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3. deral33k said: just take pictures and give them to him. and if you file for harassment it couldn’t hurt to have proof :)
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